Wonderfully subterranean and slightly sinister, this popular Little Five burger joint's long bar and dark atmosphere are stocked with retro ads, crazy wall art, and skeletons on motorcycles. Why eat at the Vortex? simple: Burgers. Choose from the Yokohama Mama to the Coronary Bypass, but standards like a classic patty melt or a bacon cheeseburger are the best bets. If red meat isn't your thing, try the turkey reuben or a top-notch veggie burger. No matter what your taste in food, the Vortex is killer. Don't bother bringing kids, this place is not for the family as kids under 18 are not allowed in the place.